Wednesday was a nice night session with me, Jan, Zeb, Viktor which started out in

Viktor proudly displays his new In-N-Out T-Shirt

downtown San Diego. The first thing we did was go to Wendy's for some dinner. Something happened and Viktor started spraying a mix of Dr. Pepper and snot through his nose all over himself and on the table. Dinner was over right then.

We went down to the "white ledges" which were OK. This is where I got my first taste of Viktor's talent. His trick vocabulary is impressive, as he knows all of the names for all of the tricks I've ever thought of. Pretty impressive for someone whose first language isn't English. But seriously, this guy has got a big bag of tricks.

Then we went to this parking lot where he pulled a sick gap while an insane homeless guy was talking to him and with a french fry still stuck in his nose from the earlier Dr.

Viktor presents his gift to Jan

Pepper incident at Wendy's. Now that is some real talent!

After that, we went down to a secret location which will be called the Taco Bell ledge for now. It's very well lit, and has absolutely no security and is right next to a 24 Hour Taco Bell, so you can skate all night and when you get hungry or thirsty, you can have some Taco Bell. Viktor was hitting some nice disaster soul grinds down some steps and over a rail which I don't have any pictures of because I was dumb and accidentally erased all the

"Thanks, now I know what a hamburger's all about!" -- Viktor to In-N-Out girl

pictures in my digital camera including the one that shows the true ugliness that is Jan Welch.

After that, we went next door to In-N-Out to get some food. Viktor had never been to In-N-Out before, but he had heard about it. He actually bought an In-N-Out T-Shirt, and also a gift certificate which he presented to Jan and Zeb for so kindly providing him a place to stay in San Diego. After he got his food he ate it. He said it was the best hamburger he'd ever had in his entire life. So good in fact, that when the cashier girl said bye to us on our way out he replied with all sincerity, "Thanks, now I know what a hamburger's all about!"

Thursday

Thursday was another night session and it started out at the Daily Bread ramp. But we

Viktor Byhr topside "missed"-trial with no head

didn't really session the ramp, we were just rolling the ramp a little while we waited for something or other. Thursday night's group was me, Viktor, Jan and someone else.

After we finally got out of the DB office, we headed for San Diego City College. Mostly we just looked around, until we started a game of HORSE on a bike rack. This bike rack is great, it is about 4 inches off the ground, and doesn't bend down when you land on it. Great for a game of HORSE. Viktor may be a sponsored skater, but we all kicked his ass. He sucks at playing HORSE.

We got busted by a cop while we were playing horse. She said we'd have to wait while another officer came to talk to us about the laws of skating on campus. She couldn't talk to us herself because her job is just to tell

"You better stop smirking or else I will arrest you." -- SDCC Cop

people to wait for another cop to come. Or something.

Anyways this cop comes and he is a total jerk. He is pissed off because we aren't afraid of all his sorry ass intimidation tactics like all the other skaters. He actually said "you better stop smirking or I will arrest you" to us. This guy was just waiting to abuse his power. He also tried to use my digital camera as evidence that we were skating there but since the pictures are so shitty, you can't see anything so it was useless to him.

That asshole cop wanted to give us a ticket so bad, but thanks to Viktor, we didn't get busted. Viktor told the cop that they'd be "KK"s, and the cop let us go. Viktor saved the day!

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