Sunday, 24 June 2001 2:30am (monday morning)
M
y life rocks. I gauge this by looking at the degree of irrelevance of spam e-mail to my life. Do you owe money? Nope! None of those countless debt consolidation spam emails apply to me! Lose 100lbs in 30 days! I think if I did, I'd most likely be in the hospital dying of some flesh-eating disease. Work at home! I am! Or at least, I'm trying, but whatever. Free Viagra! I wouldn't need it even if I had or cared to have occasion to use it. Vegas Style On-Line Casino I got real Vegas-style casinos right in my backyard. Not to mention, Vegas ain't too far away either. Get Fast DSL Today!! My cable modem is faster. Make Money On The Net Yeah right, like anybody is actually doing that hehe. Need website traffic? Actually, I got traffic out my ears on the riceboypage... but if you know how to turn that traffic into mad cash, give me a call!
On the other hand, STOLEN HARDCORE VIDEO OF BRITNEY SPEARS sounds pretty good, but I'm afraid that if I ordered it I'd receive a video of a 35 year old skank in pig-tails pretending to be Britney Spears.
Carless probably through the first week in July. I guess that part of my life doesn't rock so much. Getting kinda bored and restless around here. Bored and restless enough to clean my bathroom even. Been watching a whole lot more TV than usual too. On the other hand, I do have some time to catch up on some stuff. Like, I suppose I could start running again or something.
Which reminds me... It hasn't been very hot here, like low 80's, but man, the humidity has been up there. Yuuuuuck.